Saturday, July 11, 2009

Post #600!!! The man I married.....

If you don't believe in a Sovereign God....
skip this post.
If you don't believe that God has a sense of humor,
don't read it.
Cause the man I married... loves the river.....And I love the river, any river, even a smelly muddy river...
especially in the warm sunshine on an 80 degree day.
We were meant by God to be together forever.....
here's why....
We both love the river! Sure!
Love it.
L o v e i t .
So today we went down here:

This is in the middle of town.
Russ carried Cash down the large loose rocks.
I have terrible balance since my back surgery.
I was a little slow in getting there!
But this farm girl was meant to be the mother of boys!
As soon as I was down there
I was in heaven!
Water....
Cash....
rocks....
warm sun...
.... the man I married
... he and I are sort of perfect for each other....
you'll see why...
we walked through more rocks and water to get under the bridge in the middle of town.... near the dam.... where the fish are happy and love to suck up worms with hooks in them.

... the man I married told me, before we left, to wear shoes that could get wet. He failed to tell me I needed more than these... but they worked.

... the man I married also has a boy who also loves all things that crawl in the river!
tiny ones:

and big ones:

and he even pretends to kiss them...
just like the man I married does with fish.
BUT
TODAY THE MAN I MARRIED WENT A STEP FURTHER
when he caught this sucker fish.

you really should click on these and see the similarities in their mouths.


THE MAN I MARRIED THEN DID THIS:

*WARNING*

*warning*

you

are

about

to

be grossed

out

big

time

*REALLY*

*grossed out*

READY?



yep.... this fish....

How ugly is this fish?!??!
I now know,
that I am the only woman for him!
God meant it that way!
And no one else will EVER want to kiss him.
No one.
The man I married is
ALL MINE!
*smile*

and somehow... someday.... I will kiss him again.
Hmmmm....
surely by our Anniversary in November it will be safe?!?
Right?!?!?

9 comments:

Megan Epley said...

A couple things:
1. My mom would never let me carry her camera down loose rocks. I have had a couple mishaps with cameras... Ask sometime. :)

2. LOVE your toe nail polish! :)

TCKK said...

Okay, too funny, but yuck!!!!!

Janet said...

Oh My! I was having a hard time sleeping and I got out of bed and saw this?!?!

Now I'll really not sleep! :)

Anne said...

eeeewwww.... I knew that was coming... I did... but eeeewwww it was still yucky. Yep, God gave me girls for a reason... not that I can touch the worms, snakes, fish, etc... I can...I will just stop short at kissing them, thank you very much.

Sarah@Life in the Parsonage said...

Oh my word, that is the ugliest fish I have ever seen...it's things like that that make me hate the river! :)

You are the coolest mom ever.

Heth said...

Now THAT is funny! What a hilarious guy!

Ronda said...

That is the BEST!!!! I am still laughing! Go Dan Go! Those pictures are priceless! Oh Beth, you are a trooper and I am thankful that I have a boy!

Lois Lane II said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! OH MY GOSH!!!! I can't believe he did that!! LOL!!! Gross, but awesome pic, lol!!

Renee' said...

bahahahaha , Love the sucker fish pics rofl.Now thats funny